Helle De Jour

Cruise Control

Now golly - who would have expected that nice Mr. Cruise of being an electro-kinkster? More celebs really ought to come out as BDSM-friendly so there's not quite so much of a stigma attached, don'tcha think?

Oops! Time to take my Ritalin...

xxxMistress Cherry Esplanade

When life hands you lemons...

...or, I suppose more properly, kiwi strawberries, you might as well make kiwi-strawberry-ade.

I'd been making an awful lot of jokes with my fellow mistresses and various dungeon sluts about how the 24'x'5'x'5' gigantic ice pop that Snapple was attempting to erect in Union Square on Tuesday would no doubt be fairly, um, inspirational to some of our more anally-inclined colleagues.

Well, as we've no doubt all heard by now, the mammoth Snapplecicle proved no match for the Solstice sun, and much of the sweet, iced innards went gushing over Union Square North, flooding the streets and mucking up more than one pair of shoes.

Now, some would call this a PR stunt gone horribly awry, but the way I see it, that was one of the most effective public sploshes of all time. Accident, or is someone at Snapple a stealthy sploshster?

I'm just sad the flavor wasn't their yummy Very Cherry, else I'd be down there right now rolling willing passers-by around in the gutters.

xxxMistress Cherry Esplanade

MAXIM-um Cherry

Oh - did I happen to mention the interview in the July issue of Maxim magazine? Page 38. Picture and everything.

I'm SO gonna bring splosh and electro-play into the mainstream. I'll franchise! Figgings-R-Us! McZappy's! A Sploshbucks on every corner!

Ah, dare to dream...

xxxMistress Cherry Esplanade

Splosh Lot

I *was* upstate, but I swear I had nothing to do with this. Looks like someone's cribbing a few tips from my splosh book.

Cars Topped With Chocolate, Peanut Butter

"ENDWELL, N.Y. - Dozens of cars in an upstate high school parking lot were good enough to eat, but their owners weren't exactly sweet on the idea.

Authorities say almost four-dozen cars, pickup trucks and SUV's wound up topped with a combination of chocolate syrup, peanut butter, pudding, mayonnaise and ketchup. Some of the vehicles were wrapped in plastic."

Yikes - I am SO very behind in my reportage. I still need to share my cake escapades (wherein I was actually the sploshee rather than splosher!) and the gooey details of my most recent session with WillingMeal (who you may have seen all a-frosted a while back). More soon, but he says...

"once again i was completely amazed by the creativity of mistress
cherry it was absolutely wonderful being turned into a fruit salad and
its important to eat healthy and it is also great that all the ladies
from rapture was able to have some of me. keep up the good work ladies
you are fulfilling my wildest fantasies thank you"

Awww! I'm a sucker for such sweet talk. Pix soon, I promise.

xxxMistress Cherry Esplanade

Energize-her.

Kink highlight of the past week: taking my gentleman caller's delightfully fun and naughty niece (no, I'm not corrupting the Youth of America - she's a couple of years younger than I am) to a smut shop to purchase a marital aid, after knowing her for all of a couple of days. The item in question? Remote control vibrating panties.

I'm leading the world down the primrose path - one plucked petal at a time.

xxxMistress Cherry Esplanade

p.s. Antonin totally sees what you're doing, and he does NOT approve.