The p*rn industry makes up to two beeeeellion dollars a year, according to this charmingly antiquated, damp-wool-against-the-nads-ian newsreel. Why, in my day, we walked uphill to our job at the the dildo factory in rain, sleet, hail and pus-storms, just to scrape together enough shillings for a monthly rimming from the blind, uni-toothed widow in a ramshackle shanty down on Chanchre Street, and were were GRATEFUL!